This particular question about pineapple and ite effect on vagina apparently puts ‘you are what you eat’ to the ultimate test… But why are we asking this crazy question in the first place?
Apparently, some married ladies admit to trying a ‘pineapple diet’ ahead of their wedding nights and guys are chugging pineapple juice right before receiving a beej, hoping to sweeten the taste of their own personal ‘juices’.
We should always have it at the back of our mind that everything we eat changes the smell and the taste down there.
Normally our bodily fluids—sweat, saliva and vaginal secretions—can all be influenced by your diet and lifestyle habits.
But before you head to the grocery for a cartful of pineapple products, check out this interesting piece of info: While one study found that eating large amounts of pineapple makes your juices taste sweeter, it also says that, regardless of what people eat, men enjoy the taste of women more than women like the taste of men. So it turns out that your man doesn’t really care whether you taste like fruit when he’s going down on you.
At some point, we seem to have forgotten that a vagina is supposed to smell and taste like a vagina, not a tropical paradise-scented air freshener. No matter how much pineapple you eat or drink, your vagina won’t end up as a DIY piña colada. In most cases, the scent and taste of your lady parts is perfectly fine and you have no reason to fret over it or feel the need to change it.
If you’re really looking for a sustainable, not all-pineapple routine your vagina will thank you for, just follow a couple of simple steps.
First, keep a healthy diet loaded with fruits and vegetables and most importantly be sure you’re cleaning your best girl properly! Feminine washes tout they can leave your vulva fresh with the scent of a tropical paradise, but they may also lead to infection and make things smell less than fresh. It’s best to opt for any good mild soap and water.Vaginas (or vulvas, nerds) taste the way they taste because of a combination of factors — your body’s natural sweaty smells plus the smell of whatever detergent you use on your underwear plus the smell of any soaps you use plus the smell of the your vagina’s juices, so the obvious first step to having a fragrant, delicious pubic region would be to thoroughly wash and wear clean laundry that you wash in soap that doesn’t contain dyes or fragrances that will clash with your body’s natural scent. It might seem like a good idea to douche with Malibu Musk in order to get a nice tropical vibe going in your southern hemisphere, but that’s, uh, not the case. Don’t do that. Keep it gentle, keep it minimally fragrant. Try taking a bath, if you’ve got time. Cotton panties (or, if you hate the word panties, “skivvies” or “pantaloons”) are better than less breathable fabrics, since your crotch iKeeping the outside part of your flower clean is the easy part, though. What’s tough is managing the juices, which are in a state of giant, near constant bacterial war, a war in which giant armies are murdered or raised in a matter of hours. Women have pretty unique vaginal bacterial fingerprints, and thus unique tastes.
Surprisingly, not much research has been done on what a girl can do to alter the makeup of her vaginal secretions in a way that’s reflected in the taste, and so most advice for making your vagina taste awesome is based on old wives’ tales and anecdotes and hilariously misspelled Yahoo answers. During my informal snooping and asking around, I found pineapple mentioned frequently as vaginal taste aid. Apparently, it’s high in sugars, and when you eat it, some internal mechanism sends tiny Magic School Buses to your stomach to cart away the sweet pineapple molecules straight to your vagina. Also recommended: apples, celery, yogurt, red grapes, cranberry juice, lots of water, mint, watermelon, strawberries. Basically, anything that grows that isn’t smelly.
According to the anecdata, any food that can make you have weird farts, bad breath, or strong smelling pee should be avoided — beer, coffee, alcohol, asparagus, most dairy, onions, shallots, meat, and fish. And while smoking will make you cool, like cooler than you could ever manage on your own, smoking will make the taste of your body’s juices turn sour. If you already smoke and are about to defensively insist that your juices taste like peach nectar, just imagine how scrumptious you’d taste if you kicked the habit.
It should be noted that none of these things (aside from proper personal hygiene) have been beyond-a-shadow-of-a-doubt proven to change your vagina’s taste. And if you’ve got a serious problem with odor or taste, you should consider the fact that there could be an imbalance at play and what you need isn’t a pineapple and some oral, but a doctor an some antibiotics.
Finally, if he’s got his face buried in your crotch, he’s probably not going to be put off if the taste he’s experiencing isn’t that of a donut or glass of fine whisky; your vagina is never going to taste like a fruit salad, and that’s okay. Remember: if he wanted to have a sweet snack, he’d go get a damn smoothie rather than eat your pussy so dear girlie,never bother yourself with scents or flavours. The obvious should remain obvious.